SHORT STORIES
Confessions of a Male Prostitute
A reporter doing a story on life on the streets interviews a young hustler about his life. Based on my 1992 short film of the same name.
Detroit
Love in the age of air travel and the Internet.
Don's Wife
Scenes from an Upper East Side marriage.
Do You Take This Woman...?
When his much more successful gay friend who he hasn't seen in a while invites him to his wedding - to a woman! - Josh gets a little bent out of shape.
Drinking Games
Younger man, older married woman, lots of booze. Ah, the good old days.
Feldman's Friday Night
All meek little accountant Feldman wanted was to have a few glasses of wine, order in some Chinese food, and watch a Marx Brothers film. But a wrong number changes his plans.
Fletcher & Lloyd - Part I: A Grand Reunion
Two former college friends meet up on the frozen food aisle.
Fletcher & Lloyd - Part II: So We Meet Again
Those wacky kids are back but this time they are meeting for a civilized drink.
Fletcher & Lloyd - Part III: Sober in October
Fletcher finally finds love, success, and happiness as Lloyd's life falls apart.
How Leroy Lost His Luster
A young white law student strikes up a most unusual friendship with an enigmatic older black gentleman.
The Lonely Restaurant
Chinese food and a broken heart...we've all been there.
An Older Woman
Proof that young or old, women are nuts!
Rehearsal for Death
A retired college professor reflects on life, faith, and death.
Salad Days
Guess I could have called it "Romaines of the Day" or "A Mushroom with a View."
The Son of London
"And your footsteps will always fall here, along England's greenest hills."
Windows
Yes, I love New York, but this story, inspired by a truly inconsiderate neighbor I once had, won't do much for tourism.
POETRY
Chinese Food Is Better Than Sex
A poem about one of my favorite things in the world - Chinese food - and one of my least favorite things in the world - stuck-up women!
If Life Were a Gay Bar
Dorothy and I are friends with a lot of the same people - this is dedicated to them.
I Know Why the Man Cried in His Soup
This really happened at Gourmet Garage.
SONGS
All Those Jews
Kinda like Chicago meets Fiddler on the Roof.
Proud to Be a Jew
Oy, such a song!
Tawdry Audrey
Why is it I never meet girls like this?
When My Uncle Touched Me
I was an adorable kid, yet I was never inappropriately touched by an adult. Hell, I didn't even touch myself until I was 14.
You May Be Fat
Hey, we all have had our battles of the bulge, but this is just ridiculous! Still, in the end, love remains unconditional.
You're Boring
A Cole Porter style diddy that I would have loved Bobby Short to have sang. Inspired by a very nice but unexciting girlfriend I once had.
JUST FOR FUN